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Krusty Entertainment
Krusty Entertainment

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

  • 🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
  • 🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
  • 📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
  • 🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Events

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🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest

Nov 14
EST Weekly · Saturday
More dates Sat, Nov 21 Sat, Nov 28 Sat, Dec 5
From $5

About

🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋

Homer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

📋 Contest Rules

  • 🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)
  • 🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite
  • 🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after
  • ⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up

🏆 Prizes

  • 🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩
  • 🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow
  • 🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect

⚠️ Medical Disclaimer

  • 🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")
  • 💊 Tums provided
  • 🤢 Bucket available (no shame)

"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯

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